Charlie Weasley

Your desperate attempts are getting pathetic, Weasleys.

I know who I am now.

I know what you and your lot have done.

Give up. You will lose.

I was told this will show up to everyone who has a journal.

Listen up, I have very little desire to see any of you. But if you are going to insist like so many others so far that you are so important that I really do want to see you, don't fucking expect anything out of me. I do not know you. I don't know your name, I don't know anything about you or your family. I barely know who I am. I don't know what you want me to do when you show up all expectant like and start talking like they didn't just tell you at the door that I lost my memory.

You lot are lucky Helena-Hesteria-Hessa-whatever the brunette birds name is took my wand away or I'd be hexing the fuck out of you everytime you asked a dumb question.

[Hexed to Rosier]

I don’t know what you said to my brother, but I take a lot of comfort in the fact that very shortly you will not be able to run your mouth at all. You’re death will not be quick. You will feel pain. And I will enjoy every fucking second of it.

[Hexed to Adrian]

I…

I know Bill is with you. Keep an eye on him. Do not let him leave. He’s crazy reckless. I don’t trust him not to get himself killed. Please.

[Hexed Private (Hestia can read if she wants)]

I have never felt so useless. I haven’t ever in my life felt so lost, so unsure of the next step.

Every time I think, I see it over and over again. When I close my eyes, its there, that goddamn mark, their tiny bodies. I don’t know how to explain to my children that they won’t be seeing their cousins or their aunt again, or even if I should tell them now.

I gotta take care of Bill, I don’t want anything to happen to him, I don’t want him to go crazy go off and do something stupid, I’ve got to be there for him. I have to take care of my kids, I cant let this happen to them.

I’ve never been so paralyzed by fear. I’ve never taken so much stock in the phrase ‘what if’ but now I can’t shut it off.

No incidents. The dragons are boring today.

[Hexed to Hestia]
Maybe I'm going to go to Bills after work. Maybe. We'll see. Yeah. Think he's still pissed?

Also, I think I'm going to buy things for Victoire, what do little girls need?

[Hexed to Bill]

I... bought some things or Victoire or at least I'm going to. Maybe I can come by after work and drop it off?

Its times like this that I wish I read books.


[Bill]

So, how's this father thing working out for you?

[Private to Molly and Arthur]
You two should come over to the house (which you haven't seen yet) and I'll cook you dinner. Maybe I'll even get Hestia to help.

[Private to Hestia]
Hope you don't mind I invited my Parents over for dinner, you should invite yours too. Don't worry, I'll do the cooking.

Also, there is a present for you on the table, I went to go check on Bill, I'll be home soon.

[Private to Billl]
How're you feeling? Do you need anything? Still want me to come over? I'm coming over anyway

[Private to Hestia]

Remember in sixth year, when Tonks had that third year boy who was madly in love with her? She got really annoyed with him, so we convinced him that a nymphomaniac was a person who was in love with Nymphodora and then later that night, in front of the entire great hall, he told the school that he was a nymphomaniac.

That was pretty funny.

Just saying.

I have a yard for the first time ever. It's pretty big too, I could probably fit two dragons back there!

[Hestia]

Do we have any plans for this weekend? I told Verity that I would help her learn to defend herself since she seems to be attracting trouble, and by that I mean Death Eaters not George.

Also, we should go do something tonight if you're feeling all right.

[Private]
Holy Shot.

Four months ago I was living in my dingy apartment off the Reserve off of easy meals and carry-out. I would have gone out all the time. I would have told you that I never planned on being married or having kids and I was certainly not in love with Hestia (How did I ever believe that?).

Now, I'm moving into my first house, one with a yard, one that I own. I have a kid on the way, I'm going to be someones role model, some ones dad (Merlin, I hope I don't fuck that one up), and I can't imagine how these last few months would have turned out without being able to hold Hestia and just be happy with her.

It's... insane...

[Hestia]
I love you.

[Hestia and Fleur]
I'm leaving the house for a bit, taking Spike for a walk, I think. Do you guys need anything? What do you want for dinner, I can pick up some carry away or cook when I get back or something.

[Hexed to Bill]

What are your plans for tonight Billy-boy? Want to get drinks or come over for dinner or something?

[Private to Hestia]

Baby, I'm going to be home late, I'm stopping by WWW and taking Verity shoe shopping.

No, I'm not joking.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I have an announcement to make!

I know this is going to break the heart of every woman I have ever come across in my twenty seven years of life, but as of earlier this afternoon I officially became a married man and thus happily off the market. I know, I know, you are heartbroken, but there are other fish in the sea and I am quite happy with the woman I have.

No. This is not a lie or a joke or anything. Hestia is now a Weasley, we got eloped earlier today. We’ll be out of England for a few days at least, Spike with people on the reserve and before you say anything Mum, I will come see you as soon as we leave Romania, I promise.

Two new dragons at the Reserve. A Hornatail being shipped from Sweden, supposed to be a real angry one as far as dragons go. And then Romania is sending over one of their hatchling Catalonian Fireball that they confiscated from a "breeder" out there.

Today just keeps getting better.

[Hexed to Bill]

Got Mums owl. I have a feeling you were a part of this. What the hell did you do?

[Hexed VERY Private to Bill Weasley]

Bill, I'm in trouble. Well, not trouble, but well, something. And I don't know what to do. And... I have no idea what I'm doing. Or what I should be doing. Or anything.

And not a single word of this is to be uttered to anyone.

Merlin, doesn't Witch Weekly have anything better to do with their time?

The answer is probably not, but its still annoying.

ANYONE KNOW WHEN I CAN CATCH THE SOONEST INTERNATIONAL PORTKEY OUT OF HERE?